study up and bitch out

Public Service Announcement

Reading helps fight stupidity and certain kinds of venereal disease so pick up a book and avoid the clap.

I try to read a lot for several reasons;
A) My sister works in a library so I can cheat my way out of late fees
2) Reading keeps me sharp and witty for you good people
d) It can be educational AND enjoyable

I try to mix up my fluffy fiction reading with nonfictiony educational goodness. Many times when I don't want to read anything truly educational but feel guilty about reading more fiction, I find myself reading books like The Girl Genius Guide to Life: A Twelve-Step Program on How to Become a Grrl Genius, According to Me! by Cathryn Michon or The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want by Cameron Tuttle. Not that I actually need help or instructions on how to be a genius or a bitch, but it never hurts to make sure that my genius is as fine tuned as it can be.

But anyway, that isn't the point. In fact, I have no idea what the point is or if there even is one. It isn't likely. Being forgetful or pointless is part of that whole genius thing. Oh, that's right. The point was I'm a genius and I have venereal disease or something.