the conversations of a madwoman

My job is very, very boring. In order to keep from slipping into the fourth level of hell daily, my friend and I play Q & A with each other. For your reading pleasure.....

Boy says:
if you were to kill me how would you go about doing it?
Girl says:
it depends on if i wanted to get away with it or not
Boy says:
let’s go closed casket
Girl says:
if i was just mad, i think i would stab you or beat you with a blunt object
Girl says:
if i wanted to get away with it, i would....oh wait, i can't reveal this part
Girl says:
because i want to get away with it and all
Boy says:
lame
Boy says:
your turn
Girl says:
how would you kill me?
Boy says:
that better not be your question
Boy says:
I won't care about getting caught
Girl says:
no, it isn't my question
Girl says:
i'm just curious, dick
Boy says:
after killing you, in which I'll get that in a sec, I would act all innocent and like I was giving up and then I'd probably kill some other people in the process of them trying to take me down.
Girl says:
lol
Girl says:
it's good to take others down with you
Boy says:
but I'd probably come up from behind and punch you in the back of the head or ear, and then bash your face into the ground.
Girl says:
wow
Boy says:
hehe
Girl says:
i don't want to see my mutilated face
Boy says:
yeah it would be closed casket
Girl says:
promise me that you'll cut off my middle toes when i'm dead
Boy says:
why?
Girl says:
because i said so, damnit