I Have Too Much Make-up Sex

Yes, its true. Don't ask questions, just accept that as a fact and move on.

Now, with that out of the way, I am sorry for not writing more often. I know all my readers(all 1 or 2 of you) missed me horribly. I can't say I'm TOO sorry though. The reason being is I have big things in the works... big things I tell you. You must believe! And you must believe in me!

Yours truely may have landed a gig Friday nights at Club "Somewhere Else" - I'm going to visit the club this week to check out the layout, and get a feel for the equipment. I'll be speaking with the promoter about ideas on how to make Friday Nights at Somewhere Else strong. I'll let all two of you know how it goes.

I do have two radio spots that are confirmed. I will be uploading a new set to LoveTheWeekend.Com and will be working with them to bring you some LIVE performances in the near future. And don't miss my 1 hour guest spot on LRCN's weekly show entitled 4x4 101 - I will be appearing on 1/22 and you can tune in easily by visiting AfterHoursDJs.Org. Don't miss it, bitches!
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DJ Etan's(AKA The Cincinnati Kid) Electronic Album(s) Of The Day: Granddaddy DJ - 21 And Over

I have recently had the pleasure to sit down and speak with Granddaddy DJ about his work. A DJ who hails from Wisconsin, he is sure to please your ears. I was first exposed to Granddaddy DJ on DI.FM on the progressive channel. Not his normal genre to play, but nontheless I was left wholey impressed. I researched more and caught his birthday mix also featured on DI.FM on the trance channel, as well as a mix for the goa/psy channel. A very talented DJ with far too much experience, I'm now working on bringing this man out to the beautiful state of CO so all the party kids can witness the skillz and attest to the sounds this DJ brings from behind the decks. Right click this link, and select "Save Target As" kiddies. I dont want to eat up too much of Granddaddy's bandwidth. Not that the one or two of you who read this should matter too much. But aside from that, its worth saving.

pepsi: nectar of the gods

Although DJ Etan and I have fairly different tastes, I'm certain we both feel that our days and nights are sculpted and defined by music. While rampant customer stupidity and the feeling that all of management has head-up-ass syndrom wears my sanity thin, my saving graces are chatting with my crazy talented-intelligent cool friends and listening to music. When you work somewhere for four years and you listen to music at least six hours a day, a substantial collection of albums is necessary. My favorite thing to do is to make my own mix cds. It's a rather therapeutic experience when I sit down at my computer and choose 16-20 of my favorite songs, carefully selected for their compatibility. Some of them have a specific theme and some are so random that they actually create their own mood. Here is my most recent mix and my favorite snippet from each song.

Happy Thanksgiving: You Will Never Know Me

Track 1: Sullen Girl by Fiona Apple
they don't know i used to sail the deep and tranquil sea but he washed me shore and he took my pearl and left an empty shell of me and there's too much going on but it's calm under the waves in the blue of my oblivion

Track 2: Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers
i've hungered for your touch alone lonely times and time goes by so slowly and time can do so much are you still mine i need your love god speed your love to me

Track 3: Walk Me Home by Mandy Moore
i hold your picture next to my heart all the time you're my dream come true so glad you're mine and i wondered how it would be if i was your lady and you were my friend

Track 4: In the Arms of Sleep by The Smashing Pumpkins
and i'll always need her more than she could ever need me i need someone to ease my mind but sometimes a someone is so hard to find and i'll do anything to keep her here tonight and i'll say anything to make her feel alright and i'll be anything to keep her here tonight because i want you to stay with me i need you tonight

Track 5: Morning in a Bar by Bree Sharp
morning in a bar daylight in an old beer bottle the sun's the only star in a sky that went from blue to yellow and the flashes of the scene i'd made just the night before and the ashes of my great my undoing lay scattered on the floor

Track 6: Starter by The Cardigans
this is the age when my past should be gone but it's just stronger than the aims i have turning the pages i used to hang on to i was young and i have changed my mind and i'm leaving everything behind

Track 7: It's a Moutherfucker by The Eels
it's a motherfucker getting through a sunday talking to the walls just me again but i won't ever be the same i won't ever be the same it's motherfucker how much i understand the feeling that you need someone to take you by the hand and you won't ever be the same

Track 8: Worthy Of by Justin Timberlake
i constantly fight my insecurities when i can't reach by phone and oh lord knows that i'm only human so please forgive me if i ask so many silly questions i know that you truly love me but fear has me second guessing am i worthy of

Track 9: Petals by Mariah Carey
and i missed a lot of life but i'll recover though i know you really like to see me suffer still i wish that you and i'd forgive each other 'cause i miss you valentine and really loved you

Track10: Everlong by Foo Fighters
breathe out so i can breathe you in hold you in and now i know you've always been out of your head out of my head i sang and i wonder when i sing along with you if everything could ever be this real forever

Track11: Angel by Sarah McLachlan
there's always some reason to feel not good enough and it's hard at the end of the day i need some distraction oh beautiful release memories seep from my veins let me be emtpy oh or weightless then maybe i'd find some peace tonight

Track12: Where Did you Sleep Last Night by Nirvana
my girl my girl don't lie to me tell me where did you sleep last night in the pines in the pines where the sun don't ever shine i would shiver the whole night through

Track13: Jupiter's Lament by The Smashing Pumpkins
no one knows i can't be wrong so i'll sing the same old song i tried to be strong for you why have you left me amongst the tall trees i know i gave her all i have

Track14: The Way You Look Tonight by Elton John
i need to tell you how you light up every second of the day that in the moonlight you just shine like a beacon of the bay and i can't explain but there's something about the way you look tonight take's my breath away

Track15: One More Try by Timmy T
it's been a long time since i've kissed you it always used to feel so good and if you knew how much i missed you you'd forgive me if you could and now that we have found each other can't we give it one more try

Track16: One More Try by George Michael
so if you love me say you love me but if you don't just let me go 'cause teacher there are things that i don't want to learn and the last one i had made me cry so i don't want to learn to hold you touch you think that you're mine

Track17: It Must Have Been Love by Roxette
make-believing we're together that i'm sheltered by your heart but in and outside i've turned to water like a teardrop in your palm and it's a hard winters day i dream away it must have been love but it's over now

Track18: Tear in Your Hand by Tori Amos
i don't believe you're leaving because me and charles manson like the same ice cream i think it's that girl and i think there are pieces of me you've never seen maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen

Track19: That's Me by Tara McLean
caught on the floor now this bottle in my hand in the confusion it seemed the safest place to land now i can't stand 'cause everytime i'd think of you i'd start to cry well not this time and if you see me you will know that the years went by and they weren't kind

Rave On Osama, Rave On

study up and bitch out

Public Service Announcement

Reading helps fight stupidity and certain kinds of venereal disease so pick up a book and avoid the clap.

I try to read a lot for several reasons;
A) My sister works in a library so I can cheat my way out of late fees
2) Reading keeps me sharp and witty for you good people
d) It can be educational AND enjoyable

I try to mix up my fluffy fiction reading with nonfictiony educational goodness. Many times when I don't want to read anything truly educational but feel guilty about reading more fiction, I find myself reading books like The Girl Genius Guide to Life: A Twelve-Step Program on How to Become a Grrl Genius, According to Me! by Cathryn Michon or The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want by Cameron Tuttle. Not that I actually need help or instructions on how to be a genius or a bitch, but it never hurts to make sure that my genius is as fine tuned as it can be.

But anyway, that isn't the point. In fact, I have no idea what the point is or if there even is one. It isn't likely. Being forgetful or pointless is part of that whole genius thing. Oh, that's right. The point was I'm a genius and I have venereal disease or something.

Who Loves The Party?

Obviously this person.. lol.



Ah, this takes me back to my party days... Seeing party kids dancing, tripin on E, and having the times of their lives. Then you run into 13/14 years olds doing the same thing and you realize how disgusting parties can be. Sometimes I miss them... Sometimes I don't.

Meh.
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DJ Etan's(AKA The Cincinnati Kid) Electronic Album(s) Of The Day: Jethro - Acension.Broad Peak

Don't miss the latest from Jethro folks. As always, a brillaint progressive piece worthy of your ears!!!! Give it up for Jethro!

a world of never ending happiness

Do any of you krazy kats believe in that whole break a mirror and get seven years of bad luck superstition? I'm starting to think that there may be a stitch of reality in something that seems too fantastic to be possible. Or perhaps it's a self-fulfilling prophecy kind of thing going on in my case. Regardless of what force is actually causing my misfortune, whether it be Karmatrya the All Powerful Goddess of Karma or my own fucked up unconscious, ever since my Skecher Rollerskate crashed into my bathroom mirror, it's been an oil-patch skid in to Shitsville.

If there is a seven year penalty attached to breaking a mirror, I personally feel that I should get a few years knocked off for style points. Instead of denying my desire to float on air (wheels) and caging my spirit, I used what limited space I had in my entry way and connected bathroom to practice my moves. I was attempting a single axel, but the mirror had other plans. The sliding door mirror jumped out suddenly while I was midair and I could do nothing to escape its vicious attack on me. My heel cracked the bottom third of the mirror into approximately 423 pieces and I fell to the floor with a splat. Added to which indignity, the mirror sprayed my face with all kinds of horrendous make up, making me look like some sort of Kiss reject. Oh the shame.

But wouldn't you agree that I deserve some style points? It wasn't like I was beating a blind boy's puppy with a mirror and it broke and the pieces flew in to the eyes of his sweet ol' grandma. If I did that, I would undoubtedly deserve seven years of bad luck. Strike that; seven years of waking up in a pile of shit without any shower in sight already late for an interview for a must get job in order to keep penis from falling off bad luck. But I don't deserve anything like that. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if I was owed any affliction, my Danger Zone wipe out was paybacks-a-plenty. But that's a story for a different time.

In closing, Karmatrya or my sick Unconscious, please cut me some slack. And it would be doubly appreciated if your leniency came in the form of a phatty jackpot when I'm out in Vegas in December.

Kisses,
Your DragQueen RollerDerby Hooker akaComicMischief

p.s. in case any of you guys were confused, i don't have a penis that i worry is going to fall off.

p.s.s. it always seems weird that people use the term "approximately" and then proceed to give an exact number, like 423 for example. when i think of an approximation, i see something more along the lines of 500, 1 billion, 5, but not 423. so i did that on purpose just so that i could tell you guys in this post script script that i think that is stupid

Eff the South!

http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

This link is tits...

-- "Let the Spanish keep it, it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

the conversations of a madwoman

My job is very, very boring. In order to keep from slipping into the fourth level of hell daily, my friend and I play Q & A with each other. For your reading pleasure.....

Boy says:
if you were to kill me how would you go about doing it?
Girl says:
it depends on if i wanted to get away with it or not
Boy says:
let’s go closed casket
Girl says:
if i was just mad, i think i would stab you or beat you with a blunt object
Girl says:
if i wanted to get away with it, i would....oh wait, i can't reveal this part
Girl says:
because i want to get away with it and all
Boy says:
lame
Boy says:
your turn
Girl says:
how would you kill me?
Boy says:
that better not be your question
Boy says:
I won't care about getting caught
Girl says:
no, it isn't my question
Girl says:
i'm just curious, dick
Boy says:
after killing you, in which I'll get that in a sec, I would act all innocent and like I was giving up and then I'd probably kill some other people in the process of them trying to take me down.
Girl says:
lol
Girl says:
it's good to take others down with you
Boy says:
but I'd probably come up from behind and punch you in the back of the head or ear, and then bash your face into the ground.
Girl says:
wow
Boy says:
hehe
Girl says:
i don't want to see my mutilated face
Boy says:
yeah it would be closed casket
Girl says:
promise me that you'll cut off my middle toes when i'm dead
Boy says:
why?
Girl says:
because i said so, damnit

Your One Stop Shop

Check it bitches. No, no.. not that! Shit man, maybe you should check your attitude at the door and leave! No, wait... Come back, come back! I was just messin.. Shit.. In all seriousness though, WKRaP, in an effort to be your online resource for everything that is Electronica, has added nearly 50 links in the past week that point you to some - but not all - of my favorite online stores for vinyl, CDs, LPs, needles, and other DJ merchandise. I'll add more as I stumble across them, but there you have it. Under the DJ Resources heading to the right. Check it out bitches! You might just find that piece of vinyl you've been looking for for the last couple of years.
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DJ Etan's(AKA The Cincinnati Kid) Electronic Album(s) Of The Day: Roman Red - Movements and Progressions 003

Don't miss out on Roman's latest and greatest. This is a very intriguing mix featuring not one but TWO tracks that have been produced by Roman. What I particularly liked about this mix, and I called it intriquing for this reason, is that this mix contains tracks I have never heard before, and quite frankly thats just not common. I've heard everything. Kolor Spektrum by Soul Mekanik is a helluv an opener that sets the tone for this mix. Dark, progressive, atomospheric, and sometimes tribal. Right click the link above, and choose to Save Target.. bitches. Bold tracks are original productions of Roman Red.

01 - Soul Mekanik - Kolor Spektrum
02 - Alex Windisch - Whirl (Roman Red Remix)
03 - Jon Cooper - Nuerosis (Original Mix)
04 - Derek Howell - Might As Well Do This While I Still Can
05 - Astro & Glyde f. Queen V - Aimless Dame (James & Gaby's Up-Dub)
06 - Dousk - Pa Dida
07 - Muzzaik - Exchange Your Soul
08 - Red & Windisch f. Lorn - Stay True To It (Original Mix)
09 - Ben Camp - Burial Ground
10 - Alucard - Late Summer Fields

Oh, and just a small note to say thank you to the Vets of this great and glorious country. We owe our freedoms to you. Thank you.